The short of it
No accounts exist on this site, no sign-in, no mailing list and no checkout. There is nowhere on it to type a name, an address or a card number, which disposes of most of what a privacy policy ordinarily has to account for. What remains follows.
Your browser and the server log
Opening a page generates the technical record any web server keeps: the address requested, a timestamp, an HTTP status, the browser and operating system string, a referring address where the browser supplies one, and an IP address with its final portion stripped. That log is what keeps the site up and shows which pages are read. Nothing in it goes toward profiling a reader, and none of it is for sale.
Your email, should you send one
Writing in leaves us holding the sending address, the subject and the message, for as long as the exchange lasts. Its purpose is to answer you. No list gains a subscriber from it, the manufacturer never receives it, and nobody beyond this desk reads it. Threads are deleted once twelve months have passed since closing.
The seller, and what stays over there
Card details, delivery addresses, order histories and customer accounts all come into being on the seller's checkout — a separate company on a separate domain. We can neither see it, fetch it back, nor put it right. Following an order link means leaving this site, and their privacy policy governs from that click on.
Cookies
Nothing on this site sets an advertising cookie, and no cross-site tracker runs on it. The seller's affiliate platform may set a cookie on its own domain in order to attribute a visit; that occurs on their side under their policy, and is not something placed or read from this one.
Requests leaving your browser
Typefaces come from Google Fonts, so a request reaches that service as a page opens. Everything else a page needs — the stylesheet and the images — is served from this domain, and this site runs no JavaScript at all.
Children
Adults are who this site addresses and who the product is sold to. We do not knowingly gather anything from a reader under thirteen. Let us know if you suspect a child has written in, and the message gets removed.
Asking what is held
Write to [email protected] to ask what exists about you, or to have it erased. Realistically that means a single email thread or nothing at all, since no account system here holds anything further.
Revisions
If any of the above stops being true, this page gets rewritten and its review date moves. There is no mailing list here to send word round, so that date is the notice.
Reviewed 13 September 2026.